Say hello to Rabid Ralph — foaming at the mouth and flexing through the seams.
Our official muscle mascot is jacked, juiced, and just unhinged enough to be the face of the feral. The Rabid Ralph Tee isn’t cute. It’s chaos in cartoon form. From gym floor to street corner, this walking hormone is all gas, no leash.
You don’t wear Ralph. Ralph wears you.
– Heavyweight 100% cotton
– Full-colour Rabid Ralph graphic on front
– Classic street cut / true to size
– Pure mascot mayhem
Half mascot. Half menace.
All Rabid.
Uncage Ralph. Uncage the Rage.
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
 
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stabilization and durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape, ensuring lasting quality.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures sustainability and comfort.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat