Now available in Ultra-Jacked HD.
The SARMSUNG tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the "enhanced" lifestyle — engineered for lifters who’ve chosen the dark side of gains and aren't shy about their upgrade package. Clean print. Dirty secret. Fully charged with satire.
You’re not natty. You’re next-gen.




Performance boosted. Side effects pending.
Welcome to the SARMSUNG generation.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains shape while offering stretch. 
- Crafted from sturdy, smooth fabric ideal for printing, including unprocessed cotton for unique flecks.
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat