Now available in Ultra-Jacked HD. The SARMSUNG tee is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the "enhanced" lifestyle — engineered for lifters who’ve chosen the dark side of gains and aren't shy about their upgrade package. Clean print. Dirty secret. Fully charged with satire.

You’re not natty. You’re next-gen.

Performance boosted. Side effects pending. Welcome to the SARMSUNG generation.

Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching. - Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste and enhances appearance. - Ribbed collar retains shape while offering stretch. - Crafted from sturdy, smooth fabric ideal for printing, including unprocessed cotton for unique flecks. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance. Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat